Alucard vs The Necropantser (2024)

Description[]

Hellsing vs Wrestling Empire! Death will never define us. For the immortality held within our undying spirits is stronger than the grasp of the Grim Reaper. Only the gods could dare challenge our will to keep fighting, no matter the cause. Who will win between these two horror themed protagonists with crazy abilities? Will Alucard send Necro back to hell? Or will Necropantser determine Alucard’s fate?

Interlude[]

Alucard takes a walk in DEATH BATTLE![]

Necropantser does WHAT in DEATH BATTLE?!?[]

Wiz: Ah, wrestling. America’s favorite sport. Well, close.

Boomstick: Not as popular as football!

Wiz: And in wrestling came a new challenger, Necropantser. For his first match, he fought the tank of a man, Blood Brother.

Boomstick: And surprisingly, his first match was f*cking awful. Someone even showed up randomly and just started fighting!

Wiz: This pattern of weirdness would continue with Necropantser’s later matchups. In his cage match with the wrestler Aftershock, a glimpse of his true nature was displayed. After running away and losing the match, Necro chased after him. He jumped out of the cage and started beating Aftershock relentlessly. With what you may ask?

Boomstick: A f*cking mic. Necropantser beat a guy up with a mic. Only to then get butt bombed by the guy. So, he got offered a deal later on by Lance Monaco, the manager of Necro and later the manager of Eri Spencer, aka Ms. Hugh Mann!

Wiz: The deal was Necropantser betraying the fans in order to be the villain. And like that, Necro turned on everyone and everything. His only goal was to succeed and win, no matter the cost. He would interrupt other matches, ruin them, and beat them brutally. This would often result in him getting disqualified.

Boomstick: But did that stop him? Say it with me kids: No! It didn’t stop him! It FUELED HIM!

Wiz: So, he beat people up with random weapons he could find. For example, dynamite. Even though it is a small explosive, it is still enough to send a human flying meters into the air!

Boomstick: Or he could beat others with something like a police baton, or a piece of wood, or even part of a cage!

Wiz: Or he could just..not use a weapon at all, and use his uh, main method of killing. This method is known as the train. By simply pushing or drop kicking his victims into an oncoming subway, he can effortlessly kill people time and time again. This went along with his villain arc, sorta. Most of this was just his inner psychotic tendencies coming to play.

Boomstick: And his first victim was poor old Jordan Hangtime. While Jordan did survive, he came out in critical condition. And so did Necropantser. But, Necropantser can somehow survive getting hit by a subway train multiple times while low in stamina and health!

Wiz: This train at max would have to be traveling at 55 miles per hour! And it definitely was when Necropantser killed another wrestler known as Tenryu Mist. And as the first kill, Necropantser crashed his funeral, and dragged off his grave so it could be ran over by the train again.

Boomstick: But when it was destroyed, Tenryu’s body was nowhere to be found?!? Guess it was a show casket. I should start doing that more often.

Wiz: Me too. Necropantser continued his kill streak. From Money Mark to Doug Turner, Necropantser had back to back kills, and always got away with it. This fueled his ego, his big ego.

Boomstick: Well, I don’t think he has a big ego, since his body would be too small to handle all that energy. Which also explains his physical attributes!

Wiz: He is known for being incredibly nimble. Which helps him run around the arena and avoid attacks. While not physically strong, he is still fast enough to land combos, and pee. And he pisses a lot.

Boomstick: He got caught pissing on camera, like me in a 97!

Wiz: Wait is that who…oh. It is.

Boomstick: Yeah! Necropantser’s nimbleness allows him to do his most used non weapon based move: the drop kick! The drop kick has been used to deal with enemies and opponents larger than him, and push people into the train tracks! And you know what makes his killings even worse?

Wiz: The fact that he believes that once someone dies, they are gone forever?

Boomstick: Exactly! No Heaven , and no Hell, just nothingness. The void. Gone forever. Erased from existence and life itself.

Wiz: Necro has been close to it multiple times as well. He has shown that he almost always goes to the hospital after every major match. This is probably because of his co*ckiness mixed with his really weak punches.

Boomstick: Which is why he sticks to using weapons! The good old fashioned way! His fight with Winston Barker shows his weak punches. They were actually pretty evenly tied, at least by Necro’s word, but he was truly fighting a brick wall. But due to no one winning, Necro practically stained Barker’s reputation by fans for good! But the fans love Necropantser, and treat him as a Face?!? After all that murder?!?

Wiz: Well, supposedly, no one knows he did them, making him completely innocent technically. Innocent until proven guilty. The good old American way.

Boomstick: The food old American way-I mean uh, I’m hungry, dang. Just like Necropantser, never getting back to full health at any point in the series!

Wiz: For fight sake tho, we will consider him at full health.

Boomstick: Hell yeah!

Wiz: Something that wasn’t considered for him was his pay however. And then, he landed into the hospital. But this was worse. This was hospital hell. In there, he was treated like prey. They would beat him up, constantly dogpiling him.

Boomstick: Even his manager joined in! Poor guy. Getting beaten to death even at his lowest. What a tragedy. And you know what happened next? He was forced to imitate another wrestler, and had his whole costume taken off!

Wiz: And after being paralyzed in a match, his career made a for sure downfall.

Boomstick: Necro even stooped low enough to buy steroids! Drugs! Ridiculous.

Wiz: He kills people as a side job…

Boomstick: Exactly, a new low. Now, speaking of paralysis, Necro has another thing he can use. This transportation device is no other than a wheelchair! This can easily run over people and almost instantly knocks out people.

Wiz: But, eventually, Necro got his costume back. But now, he would only be paid for losing matches, and returned to his contract of being a villain.

Boomstick: So, he stormed off to go kill more people in the subway tracks. But, little did he know what would happen.

Wiz: While changing his point of view while trying to kill Mike Shawshot, Mike reversed Necropantser’s grasp, and threw him on the tracks, ending his life.

Boomstick: And now Necropantser burns in hell forever. Whomp whomp.

Wiz: That isn’t technically the end though. Through an off comment, it is hinted at that even after his untimely demise, Necropantser still causes every death that happens in game. What does this mean exactly? Well, it could mean that Necropantser has some form of fate manipulation, mainly after death.

Boomstick: And it wouldn’t be too far off to say that Necropantser has some form of immortality! Not only due to the statement, but also because of wrestlers somehow reappearing even after their own brutal deaths?!?

Wiz: And so, the not-so-legendary Necropantser has fallen. Dying doing the very the very thing he loved the most. Pushing people into oncoming trains in subways for the hell of it.

Boomstick: But wait! That’s not all of it!

Wiz: Huh?!? Oh wait! sh*t! I forgot to mention this, but Necropantser has other abilities as well.

Boomstick: Necropantser seemingly can survive Hell, and even use his powers to escape Hell, suggesting that he has a resistance to battle field removal!

Wiz: Or BFR for short.

Boomstick: Not only that, but he possibly has a resistance to existence erasure! Hell, he even has plot manipulation! Hear me out. Okay, so, all wrestlers have the ability to defy their own death, which is basically a set in stone point in the plot. Due to being able to defy this, it implies that they can control their own plot, or just the plot in general! It also implies all wrestlers have a resistance to plot manipulation, existence erasure, and death inducement!

Wiz: Yeah, and with the cosmology of the Charborg’s Wrestling Empire cosmology potentially being a universe, Necropantser’s range with his death inducement and fate manipulation should be pretty deadly.

Boomstick: And this might not even be the full extent of his abilities! But from our current research, this is what we got. For a loser such as the Necropantser, he sure won’t go down like one.

Intermission[]

Pre-Fight[]

Fight[]

KO![]

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